Next Year’s Nobel Peace Prize Nominees Favored to Win

Journalists in Norway and the NYT have leaked information on the leading Nobel Peace Prize nominees for 2011. There is broad support throughout the Left in America, the major tyrannies in the Mideast, and at the UN for these candidates.

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
Citation: For showing humanity the way to a new high protein diet, introducing immigrant boys to a new and exciting alternative life style, and thereby helping to reduce carbon dioxide emissions and global warming through reducing the need for high- flatulence livestock.

Brief Biography

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (May 21, 1960 – November 28, 1994) was an American serial killer and sex offender. Dahmer murdered 17 men and boys – most of whom were of African or Asian descent – between 1978 and 1991, with the majority of the murders occurring between 1987 and 1991. His murders were particularly gruesome, involving rape, torture, dismemberment, necrophilia and cannibalism. On November 28, 1994, he was beaten to death by fellow Columbia Correctional Institution inmate Christopher Scarver with a bar from a weight machine while on work detail in the prison gym. source.

Osama bin Laden
Citation: For bridging the gap between the magnificent Muslim culture and the western economic leaders in New York, London, and Spain, and thereby forever forming a permanent bond of understanding and trust between East and West.

Brief Biography

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden (with numerous variations; Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن‎, Usāmah bin Muḥammad bin ʾAwaḍ bin Lādin) (born 10 March 1957) is a member of the prominent Saudi bin Laden family and one of the founders of the terrorist organization al-Qaeda, best known for the September 11 attacks on the United States and its associations with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian targets. Bin Laden is on the American Federal Bureau of Investigation's list of FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives. source.

Charles Manson
Citation: As one of the earliest community organizers for his contributions to peace and harmony between the races.

Brief Biography

Charles Milles Manson (born November 12, 1934) is an American criminal who led what became known as the Manson Family, a quasi -commune that arose in California in the late 1960s.[1][2][3] He was convicted of conspiracy to commit the Tate/LaBianca murders, carried out by members of the group at his instruction. He was found guilty of the murders themselves through the joint-responsibility rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes his fellow conspirators commit in furtherance of the conspiracy's object.[4][5]
Manson is associated with "Helter Skelter," the term he took from the Beatles song of that name and construed as an apocalyptic race war the murders were putatively intended to precipitate. This connection with rock music linked him, from the beginning of his notoriety, with pop culture, in which he became an emblem of insanity, violence, and the macabre. Ultimately, the term was used as the title of the book prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi wrote about the Manson murders. source.

The 2011 Nobel Peace Prize and the resulting celebrations are predicted to be among the most popular in history, perhaps as popular as the celebrations for the 2010 recipient.