Obama: I'm a Toker, I'm a Joker, I'm a ...

I'm a Toker,



I'm a Joker,



And I'm a Midnight Muslim

If you want to finish the song, there are plenty of things to include:
• I bow my head to Arabia!
• I can't speak without a teleprompter, Oh my!
• I’m the first Kenyan President of the US in history, yeah baby!
• Smoke, smoke, smoke dem cigarettes!
• Etc. etc. …